2009年10月12日月曜日
 Usually every year during September and October are my most lucky month of the year. Of course this year won't be excluded. It was disastrous since the beginning of the day. Allow me to tell about the tragic day I had. The time was 7.30 am. I was hopping to my office in my high spirit. Things were going on smoothly until I had my 1st bite on my breakfast.... Gordon, my colleague, who is a relieve teacher in the school approached me with a giant bad news. "DUDE, THE ENTIRE WIRELESS NETWORK WENT DOWN! RED ALERT!" My eyes went wide open thinking, holy shit this is going to be the biggest test ever since I joined. I started spamming phone calls all around looking for vendor contacts and engineers. And it took me 2 hours to finally get through someone to solve the issue. "Good Job Hansel, you deserve a pat on the shoulder" I thought to myself. But this is not the end.....It was just the beginning.... Today is the submission date for our group's assignment together with the learning journals. So at the end of the day I printed out all the documents before I leave the office. The report was god damn thick, equivalent to 4 study guides stacking together. I thought I made a smart decision by saving $2.80 for document binding service. I headed to general office and punched 2 damn holes onto the document, and intended to go Bedok Central and look for files. This is probably the point where all hell broke loose... I quickly packed my stuffs into my bag and left it on the table in order for me to reach the air-conditioner switch. The fucking bag slided off the table and slam onto the floor, together with my precious AOD 250 netbook. The sound of the crash shattered my crystal heart. Almost in an instant, I dived onto it to check for damage. Luckily there were 2 layers on cushion which absorbed quite a large impact. However minor damage was still unavoidable. The hard disk cover at the bottom came out, the feeling is almost similar to the cut in my heart.... - END OF SAD HANSEL ARC - Carrying my heart injury, I stepped out of the school gate with heavy mood. The moment I reached a neighborhood flat, I noticed an old man (probably in his 70s) walking past me while I was lighting up my cigarette. As he was walking further away from me, I realized he was limping, with a thick bandage on his knee. I was thinking to myself why the fuck he wanna move about when he is still carrying a limping leg? But before I finish sorting my thoughts BAAM! THAT FUCKING AH PEK HAD HIS FACE KISSED THE FUCKING FLOOR! Without haste, I rushed towards him to help him up. He was heavy (but of course duh), I helped him to a nearby seat and he thanked me politely. I can feel that it was painful as he was still shivering. At this moment, a cute little angel popped out of my mind, advising me that since I'm already helping him, might as well do a full package? I offered him to ride a cab home. I hailed a cab and help him in, I kindly asked: "ah pek ah, where you live ah?" "Simei.." he answered. Deep inside my freshly wounded heart thought: "ah pek wtf you doing here in Bedok with a broken leg -_-?" Ok WHATEVER, I handed the cab driver $10.00 and ask the cab uncle to take care of him. - END OF HELPFUL HANSEL ARC - After a short bus journey, I finally reached the god damn Bedok Central, which gave me another shock. IT GOT OVER A DOZEN OF CELLPHONE SHOPS (FOR FARK?) AND NOT A SINGLE DECENT STATIONARY SHOP! It got me circulating for 2 rounds before I found this small and heavily "Under-Geared" book store by the name of 本の家. "Goodie Japanese wannabe shop" I told myself. To my astonishment, this shop sold all kinds of fanciful files, all BUT NONE WITH 2 HOLE CLIPPING FILES! I was desperate by then. I grabbed the largest file pack (Refer to picture below, I can't explain what the kind of mechanism is called) to the cashier. "Auntie ah I wan 1 of these." I requested. "eh we don't sell 1 by 1 de, you want you buy 1 pack all 3 files." *WTF* Alright, I'm running out of time, I paid the cashier auntie $2.50 for the files and hurried away from the Japanese wannabe store. Immediately, I find myself a seat and started doing the filing. *FUCK* THE FUCKING FILE CAN'T FIT THE THICK-SKINNED DOCUMENTS. AHHHHHHHHHHH~ I nearly exploded my brain. After much torture, I finally gave up. I reluctantly went to the nearby Photo-Developing Shop. "Miss....please help me bind my documents"....."Ok Mister Idiot, that will be $2.80" - END OF IDIOT HANSEL ARC - Finally, after all these chain of torturous events, I reached Sommerset MRT Station. I told myself I had enough of these unlucky craps and I must brace myself to complete this holy task - TO SUBMIT ASSIGNMENT!(6 peoples' future were in my hands). Dramatically, right before I finish encouraging myself. I GOT FUCKING HIT BY AIR RAIDERS A.K.A BIRD CRAP! Up till this very moment, my mind completely let loose and exploded. In the amidst of crowd, a loud roaring was heard. "CHAO CHEE BYEEEEEEEEEE". I've completely gone berserk like my 96 year old grandfather who chased his maid with chopper. - END OF CRAPPED HANSEL ARC - This summarized the chain of super unlucky events that happened to me today. I apologized for the bad English and vulgarities used on this particular post. In fact, this post was not even meant for entertainment! This is purely a RAGE post, a ranting post which completely stained my reputation. BUT I DON'T CARE! I'M RAGGING! AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (These assignments better score well, or else I'm gonna burn down the school. It took me flesh and blood to successfully drop them into the submission box safely)   |
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